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Holy fuck. I just had an epiphany. My coworker was like, "Coffee don't make you shit. Hot liquid makes you shit, my mom told me". I was like bullshit, you making shit up. Google it.

NO FUCKING WAY IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! DIM SUM DOESN'T MAKE ME SHIT. IT'S THE TEA WE DRINK WITH DIMSUM. FUCKING DIM SUM LITERALLY MEANS "YUM CHA" DRINK TEAAA NOOOOOOOOO!

All this time I'm like, "Man dim sum always make me shit" it's not the dim sum, it's the goddamnn hot tea that melts the fatty food in our stomach and melts it and relaxes our abdominal that makes us go.

THAT'S CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS STARING ME IN THE FACE AND I DIDN'T NOTICE TIL SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Was wondering why I can eat pizza fries and shit and NOT POOP AFTERWARDS CAUSE I DRINK COLD SODA MOTHER*sd*asdasDASDASD! off white garments suitable for wedding

SPREAD THE WORD, DON'T GET CAUGHT NEEDING TO POOP UNAWARE!