one time i was walking home with my bf, unlocked phone and bag of snacks in hand. somehow we got on the topic of exes and i was talking to him about my ex, telling him how it ended and how i was at fault as well, etc. and i look at my phone and 1. my phone recorded some 30 seconds of my convo 2. in messenger 3. AND WAS ONE CLICK AWAY FROM IT SENDING TO MY EX. THE EX I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

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