Adebimpe the Facebook girl
Season 3
Episode 23- 25

I got home and was thinking of what
happened
previously.
“But this girl doesn’t look rich to me”
“Or is she into aristo?”
“Abi na runs girl?”. “But she doesn’t look like one”
“Abi na borrowed car?”
“But why does she had to oppress me with a
car?”.
” Abi na grandma’s car?”
I was just asking myself a lot of rethorical questions as I sat down on my bed. I even got
scared the more to ask her out. I couldn’t
recover from the shame and embarrassment.
I
called her to check on her and she thanked me
for hosting her earlier.
I felt like asking her questions about the car but I don’t know how
to go about it and I ignored. I then logged on
to
whatsapp to chat with my friend.
ME: sege, how far?
SEGE: I dey jaree my guy?. How far with the babe you go meet for eatery?
ME: omo, drama happen ooooo. Come see as
shame catch me.
SEGE: gist me, she carry her friends come?
ME: if na that one, sebi e for better.
SEGE: wetin come happen?
ME: when she arrived, she said she would take
only bottle water and pie.
SEGE: na nice girl be that.
ME: and if you see her appearance, you go
surprise
SEGE: wetin do am?.
ME: little make up, she no plait hair, na simple
ankara dress she wear, and na cheap slippers
dey her leg.
SEGE: na all these hungry girls she go be . Abi
wetin you think?
ME: na wetin I first think be that ooo until drama happened.
SEGE: wetin happen?.
ME: she bought take- aways and paid for it.
And
when we went out of the eatery, I stopped a
bike to take her home and she refused.
SEGE: really?. Wetin come happen next?
ME: she just open the doors of a EOD and she
entered and drove off.
SEGE: yeeeepa!!!, you stopped a bike and she
refused and drove her own car?
ME: yes na.
SEGE: omo na serious shame be that ooo.
ME: na super shame. See as shame catch me
for that eatery today.
SEGE: oboy you don hammer be that oooo.
ME: hammer as how?.
SEGE: she go dey spend for you ni.
ME: we never start to date na.
SEGE: but you tell me say you love her na?
ME: I so much love her. I never love like that
before. But shame they catch me to ask her
out.
SEGE: omo forget wetin don happen, just gather courage and do the needful.
ME: I no get the mind, her level pass me, she
fit
rubbish me.
SEGE: omo forget. Since you don meet her
today and she no rubbish you, nothing fit happen.
ME: fear and shame dey catch me to face her.
SEGE: e simple na. If you no fit face her, toast
her for BBM na. Sebi you know how you do
bimpe and kemi?
ME: you no well.
SEGE: that reminds me, how about your wife?,
e don dey close to 2 years now and I no hear
anything from both of you.
ME: na true oooo, me sef no hear anything
from
her.
SEGE: maybe that virus wey I send to her don
work be that.
ME: I pray make e work oooo.
SEGE: you don try to call her?
ME: I don try am tire but the number no still
dey receive call.
SEGE: omo forget about her then and
concentrate on this new girl. You must not
loose her ooo.
ME: what if she be runs girl?
SEGE: wetin concern you even if na olosho. Just
help am spend out of her money.
ME: sege!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEGE: na so na. If person see opportunity, na
to
make use of it na. But first get to know her
better and her source of money. She fit get
one rich pale.
Me: I go try jaree.
On the following week, I keep chating with
betty and on the second week. I made my
intentions known to her but she told me she
isn’t interested in any relationship for now until
she finishes her Msc programme.
She told me her dad is out of the country and
owns a business empire in Abuja with branches
in lagos, portharcout and Enugu. She told me
that her mother is late and she has a elder brother who got married about 2 and half
years
ago. She also told me that they her brother
and
her are the only children of their parents.
We
discussed a lot of things and we became more intimate. She saw me as a confidant and I saw
her as one also.
I keep disturbing her that I loved her and
wanted her to be my girl and she keep giving
me the same response.
On the 26th of that month which was on friday.
She told me that she would be returning to
lagos on sunday so we agreed to meet on
saturday at my house.
I sent my address details to Betty and she
arrived at my house on that saturday afternoon.
I entertained her and we started chating.
ME: betty, I’m going to miss you.
BETTY: I will miss you more dear.
ME: are you going on public transport?.
BETTY: why should I go on public transport when I have my own small car.
ME: **smiled** don’t mind me jaree. I thought
it
belongs to grandma.
BETTY: no, its mine, it was my graduation gift
after finishing from the university with a 2.1.
Me: waooooh, what a brilliant girl.
BeTTY: don’t mind me jaree.
ME: please, I want to have your pictures on my
phone so as to be looking at it whenever I
miss
you since I have been begging you to be my wife and you refused.
BETTY: haa! Onihaxy now, I’m not saying I can’t
marry you, I only said I needed time for
myself.
ME: anyway, I won’t loose hope nor give up
until you become mine.
BETTY: **smiled***
ME: let me have your phone, I want to send few
of your pictures to my phone.
BETTY: ***handed her phone over to me****,
this is the phone.
I was scrolling through the phone and saw 3 of my pictures which she saved from BBM, I
smiled as I continued scrolling and viewing her
picture till I saw the picture of her carrying a
small baby.
ME: ***called on her**** is this your baby?
BETTY: **came closer**** no, its my elder brother’s daughter. She is a year and 2 months
old.
ME: ***scrolling through and saw a man****
who is this?
BETTY: that’s my elder brother. Bro Henry
ME: ok **continued scrolling until I saw a picture of her with a familiar face*** heeeee!!!,
this face looks like someone I knew. Who is
this?
BETTY: that’s the picture of my brother’s wife
and I.
ME: your brother’s wife? ******looked at the picture again and wiped my eyes to make sure
I’m seeing clearly****
BETTY: yes. My brother’s wife.
ME: what’s her name?
BETTY: aunty Bimpe.
ME: Bimpe!!, what’s her occupation?
BETTY: she is a nurse
ME: haaaaaa!!
BETTY: what happen?, did you know her?
ME: ** silent for a while**** not really, its just
a
resemblance with someone I knew.
I took to whatsapp to gist segun after
betty’s
departure on saturday.
ME: how far sege?
SEGE: oko bimpe, how you dey?
ME: you no well. I wan gist you jaree
SEGE: ehn ehn!!!, I dey listen.
ME: I have found bimpe
SEGE: tell me its a joke
ME: I’m serious
SEGE: how?, where? When?.
ME: you remember betty?
SEGE: the girl you met at eatery?
ME: yes
SEGE: what happened to her?.
ME: I found bimpe’s picture on her phone.
SEGE: that’s serious. Are they related?
ME: something like that.
SEGE: What was her explanation?
ME: she said bimpe is her brother’s wife.
SEGE: wife??, you mean bimpe is married?
ME: yes. married with a kid who is 15months
old.
SEGE: are you serious onihaxy?
ME: I’m serious jor. I even sent the picture to
my phone.
SEGE: send it to me and let me see
ME: ok ****shared picture with segun***
SEGE: hehehehehehe, na true ooooo, she don
change ooo, she don add weight sef.
ME: abi oo.
SEGE: but e pain me sha
ME: say wetin?
SEGE: say no be you marry her ni. See as dem
snatch my friend’s wife.
ME: you no well
SEGE: did you tell betty that you knew bimpe?
ME: not at all, I told her its only a resemblance.
SEGE: your head complete jaree.. But onihaxy,
this is a battle line.
ME: as how?
SEGE: if bimpe finds out that you are relating with betty, she might use the girl against you
and also use her to get back to you. Or
probably poison her mind towards you.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might
think that you want to use betty to get back at
her.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: and if betty finds out that you and
bimpe
knew each other, she might want to dig up information about what transpired between
both of you. And in the process, you might
loose this new girl as a result of the revelation.
ME: hmmmmmmm, you too get sense. So
what
do I do?
SEGE: its now easy to get back at bimpe. But
the issue is that. Are you ready to sacrifice this
new girl?
ME: which girl?
SEGE: betty now
ME how?
SEGE: you can break bimpe’s home by
revealing the dirty secrets to betty which will
further transfer to her brother but the good
news is that, she will never marry you after
finding out that you once slept with her
brother’s wife.
ME: hmmmmmm. I’m not ready to loose betty
ooo. Infact, she is my last girl standing. If she
just gave me a “yes”, na to marry
straightaway.
SEGE: and bimpe also can not really hit back at
you via betty because she has her own marriage to save and protect also.
ME: are you sure?
SEGE: trust me, I see things that you can’t see.
ME: so what do we do next?
SEGE: like I said earlier. This is a table tennis
battle between you and bimpe while betty is the egg. It require a lot of wisdom. Just give
me
time to figure out what to do.
ME: that’s my nigga.
Betty travelled back to lagos the following day
and we continued chating and talking on phone until a week later when I got a call from a
number which I picked.
ME: hello
CALLER: its bimpe
ME: hee!!, bimpe, how are you?
BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your pictures on betty’s phone and she told me
you guys met and have been talking. I just
want to warn you. If you know what is good
for
you, just stay away from this girl completely
and stay out of my family. Otherwise, I will make sure you see hell. ***hanged up***
“Chaii, which kind wahala be this again na?””
I returned to segun on whatsapp to update
him
on what bimpe told me and segun came up
with a master plan.
Over to whatsapp between me and my guy.
SEGE: you don’t mean it!!, you mean bimpe
called you to warn you?.
ME: yes.
SEGE: glory be to God almighty.
ME: why that?
SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for.
ME: waiting for as how?.
SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared.
Therefore, this is the right time to strike back
at
her.
ME: are you sure?
SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just have
to be confident and bold enough to carry out
this task I want to give you.
ME: you know I’m always bold na.
SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I sabi?. You fit tremble and forget your name on
seeing ordinary laps of a woman.
ME: you dey craze.
SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together. So
as I was saying. You will pick your phone and
call her.
ME: what if it doesn’t go through?.
SEGE: did she use the same number she had
been using to text you?.
ME: No,
SEGE: then trust me. The number will be
reachable, for her to call and issue a warning, then she must be waiting for a reply.
ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?.
SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose
betty, then she should be ready to loose her
marriage.
ME: just like that?.
SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish.
ME: ok sir.
SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of
all her sexcapades with sodiq back then in
akure, also the screen shot of all your
conversations including the threats, the blackmailing, how she had been demanding
money from you, pictures of the nudes she
sent, and so on.
ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen
na. And I couldn’t access her facebook since
the day she left akure. So I don’t have any of these things. What if she ask for a proof?.
SEGE: that’s why I said you have to be
confident and bold. Don’t let fear appear in
your
speech or texts, or else, na fucck up be that.
Say it as if you mean it. Try and be sharp na onihaxy.
Me: ok, I will try.
SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you
have her husband’s details, his name, phone
number, email, social network accounts and
house address. Tell her that if she needs a proof, you will document everything and
forward it to her husband and also, copies
would be sent to betty so that they can check
it
first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she
would come down and even beg you for negotiation.
ME: are you sure?.
SEGE: trust me my guy.
I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over
the phone.
It took me 3 days to gather courage
and boldness. I was at work on a friday and I intended to
call
bimpe when I get home in the evening. At
2pm, I got a chat message from betty.
BETTY: hi dear
ME: hi sweety. How are you today?
BETTY: I’m fine. And you?
ME: I’m good my love.
BETTY: please I want to ask a question.
ME: go ahead.
BETTY: Are you really sure that you don’t know
my brother’s wife?
ME: who is that?
BETTY: Aunty Bimpe
ME: ****scared*** Not really.
BETTY: then how?,
ME: why did you ask?.
BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I was having a gist with her about my visitation to
Ado and I showed her your picture telling her
that I met you. I noticed she screamed exactly
the same way you did when you saw her
picture on my phone.
ME: really??
BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly
when she asked of your name and I told her
that you are onihaxy. I noticed she felt
somehow.
ME: hmmmmm.
BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth. Did you really know her?.
ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she
knows
me.
Read The Story
Over to whatsapp between me and my guy.
SEGE: you don’t mean it!!, you mean bimpe
called you to warn you?.
ME: yes.
SEGE: glory be to God almighty.
ME: why that?
SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for.
ME: waiting for as how?.
SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared.
Therefore, this is the right time to strike back
at
her.
ME: are you sure?
SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just have
to be confident and bold enough to carry out
this task I want to give you.
ME: you know I’m always bold na.
SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I sabi?. You fit tremble and forget your name on
seeing ordinary laps of a woman.
ME: you dey craze.
SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together. So
as I was saying. You will pick your phone and
call her.
ME: what if it doesn’t go through?.
SEGE: did she use the same number she had
been using to text you?.
ME: No,
SEGE: then trust me. The number will be
reachable, for her to call and issue a warning, then she must be waiting for a reply.
ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?.
SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose
betty, then she should be ready to loose her
marriage.
ME: just like that?.
SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish.
ME: ok sir.
SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of
all her sexcapades with sodiq back then in
akure, also the screen shot of all your
conversations including the threats, the blackmailing, how she had been demanding
money from you, pictures of the nudes she
sent, and so on.
ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen
na. And I couldn’t access her facebook since
the day she left akure. So I don’t have any of these things. What if she ask for a proof?.
SEGE: that’s why I said you have to be
confident and bold. Don’t let fear appear in
your
speech or texts, or else, na fucck up be that.
Say it as if you mean it. Try and be sharp na onihaxy.
Me: ok, I will try.
SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you
have her husband’s details, his name, phone
number, email, social network accounts and
house address. Tell her that if she needs a proof, you will document everything and
forward it to her husband and also, copies
would be sent to betty so that they can check
it
first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she
would come down and even beg you for negotiation.
ME: are you sure?.
SEGE: trust me my guy.
I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over
the phone.
It took me 3 days to gather courage
and boldness. I was at work on a friday and I intended to
call
bimpe when I get home in the evening. At
2pm, I got a chat message from betty.
BETTY: hi dear
ME: hi sweety. How are you today?
BETTY: I’m fine. And you?
ME: I’m good my love.
BETTY: please I want to ask a question.
ME: go ahead.
BETTY: Are you really sure that you don’t know
my brother’s wife?
ME: who is that?
BETTY: Aunty Bimpe
ME: ****scared*** Not really.
BETTY: then how?,
ME: why did you ask?.
BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I was having a gist with her about my visitation to
Ado and I showed her your picture telling her
that I met you. I noticed she screamed exactly
the same way you did when you saw her
picture on my phone.
ME: really??
BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly
when she asked of your name and I told her
that you are onihaxy. I noticed she felt
somehow.
ME: hmmmmm.
BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth. Did you really know her?.
ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she
knows
me.
BETTY: she isn’t willing to answer any question.
That’s why I’m asking you. If you truly love me as you claimed. Then don’t put me in the dark. chic graduation ceremony collections
Can you please tell me what is going on
between you guys. Or else, forget about me.
ME: haa, betty, why na.
BETTY: yes. I can’t just build my hope and
future on a guy who is secretive. Its either you tell me all I need to know or this union
between
us is over!!,
ME: ****scared***** ok dear, can you please
give me few moments. My boss is around. He
must not catch me handling phone during work hours. I will get back to you when he is gone.
BETTY: ok be fast. I’m waiting.
“Chaiii, na which kind wahala be this
sef………..”