Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on his motorcycle in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the workbench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling your motorcycle along with your gun collection and that stupid fishing gear." UcenterDress prom garment suitable for plus size girl
Tom got a quizzical look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: "I wasn't."